ROBERTSON CLAIMS EARTHQUAKE CREDIT

Prayers may have been answered

Virginia Beach (WPI) - Televangelist Pat Robertson today claimed credit for the earthquake in North West Pakistan which has killed an estimated 30,000 people.

“We have been praying for months for Divine Intervention,” explained Robertson who is alleged to be worth more than $300 million. “We have asked God everyday to intercede and kill Osama Bin Laden and now he may have answered our prayers!”

Daily, on Robertson’s 700 Club television show, the preacher prays intently for the death of those who have different views than his own. He is especially prayerful toward those whose political opinions are different from his.

Robertson has prayed successfully for the death of actors, politicians, doctors and most recently a Supreme Court Justice. He has prayed unsuccessfully for President Clinton, Senator’s Kerry and Clinton, actor Susan Sarandon, the President of Venezuela and his own dentist.

“I am a patient man,” said Robertson through a spokes person. “Jesus has answered so many of our petitions, I am grateful for that. Perhaps the Lord just needs just a couple more prayers but this shows He is trying. We will keep praying.”

As of this hour there is not report of Osama Bin Laden’s death.