Bush “Socialist” Complains Crown Price

Crown Princes in drag

CRAWFORD, Texas (WPI) – Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia called President Bush a “Socialist with an anticapitalist agenda aimed at controling the worlds’s oil.” The harsh words came at the end of the Prince’s visit to the President’s Texas home this weekend.

Saudi Arabia is the world's top oil exporter and leading member of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries. Crown Prince Abdullah, the head of the royal family, is the top monarch of the fundamentalist Islamic nation. Nineteen of the 9/11 terrorists came from Saudi Arabia and vast amounts of funding for Al Queda have been traced back to the Saudis.

“None of that matters.” Bush asserted when he received the Prince at the Crawford ranch on Saturday. “We are both oil-men, our families have strong ties. Men know how to talk to men. Oil talks to oil,” said the president, apparently straying from prepared comments.

Crude prices have hit more than $55 dollars a barrel recently and the price of a gallon of gas in the US averages $2.37.

Vice President Dick Cheney met with the oil-rich kingdom's prince Sunday in Dallas. Cheney, a former “wild-catter” and president of Halliburton, the petroleum/mercenary company which has received more then eighty million dollars from the Defense Department since the start of the war in Iraq, has acknowledged that gas prices could pose a political problem for the president. “I explained that we need to keep prices at around $46 dollars a barrel,” he said in a statement. Oil analysts describe that figure as “sufficient to make it profitable to pump watered down Texas crude.”

Ironically, oil industry analysts point to the war in Iraq as the main reason for high oil prices. Woodrow Pelmare of Goldman, Sachs said, “The equation is pretty simple. Iraq has the world’s second largest oil fields. They used to be the third largest producer. Now the country pumps two per-cent of its capacity. In addition, the armed forces are gobbling up every one’s oil reserves. It’s not hard to see why the price of gas has risen in the US.” He added, “Increasing Saudi output won’t do anything. It’s just showboating.”

A Gallup Poll released Sunday showed Americans equally split on Bush's job performance. 50% said he was helping his friends in the Texas oil business, the other 50% said he was helping his friend, the Crown Prince.

Bush called for Saudi Arabia to increase production, “I’ve been over the numbers a million times,” said Bush. “I know my good friend can push that output up a little. Every dime gas goes up at the pump, it equals 10,000 votes I lose at home.”

The Crown Prince responded, “We fear instability in our country. If the unimaginable cash flows we enjoy drop, even by a tiny amount, our gradual move toward democracy may be seriously harmed! Global terrorism may be right around the corner!”

“Our jack-booted monarchy is now endeavoring to embrace steps allowing us to move in a gradual direction toward the leisurely adoption of a democracy-like political-organizational structure.” The Prince went on.

“These crazy socialist ideas of the President’s, that any government should interfere in the free market, well, that could slow our progress for decades.” he warned.

Bush rebutted, "I think they're near capacity, (pumping crude) and so we've just got ... to get a straight answer from the government as to what they think their excess capacity is." He added, "I will be talking to our friends to make sure if they pinch the economy too much, it will affect their ability to sell crude oil in the long run."

“‘Get a straight answer from the government!?’ Look who’s talking!!” the Prince replied laughing. The two men then embraced and left the podium arm in arm for a beef barbeque Bush was cooking on his gas grill.
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To
Retired American Cleric:

Regarding The Parable of the Talents

The story does not mean what you think. It is a fraud, rewritten by Roman money changers. The story never used the word, “talents,” it was always money. The original Matthew Parable went this way: the slaves combined all the money the Master gave them. They used it to buy new documents and weapons. When the slave-owner returned, the slaves killed him and took all of his property. Slavery is wrong. Asking someone to work for free is wrong. Casting a person with limitations or disabilities, “into the outer darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.' is sick. The parable tells of the righteousness of the working class to over throw the hegemony of the unmerited privileged class.

This is why the money changers altered the story. Jesus would NEVER have supported it the way Capitalists changed it!
DoC